The neurodivergent urge to do this
filthychonga-deactivated2019120:
it IS a phase, mom
show me a permanent state of the self, mom
Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom
The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom
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sonatacunt-deactivated20211212:
sonatacunt-deactivated20211212:
anyone know that reddit post about a girl whoβs gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
found it :)
My heart..
This reminds me of this post;
Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntablesn im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
this whole post got me in tears
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They may be called One Direction, but theyβre actually smooth in ALL directions.
Just like sharks
Good luck future historians
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I started with asking an innocent question

The answers were unanimously βnoβ but the explanations were a bit puzzling

That sounded made up so I doggedly persevered

I understand that there is conceivably one.
The answers offered several admissible distinctions:

I knew that!

I did not know that

the more explanations I read, the less I understood the sun as a concept

???
eventually, my unflinching investigation of the sun brought me to this page and it was like, this is not what I asked but finally an answer that makes sense:


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